Slapping My Sister With a Tortilla Like a Boss
Alexis Assadi and the Get Rich at 26 LIE
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If you listened carefully to each one of those videos, you realize quickly that the people telling stories are not lying, but the truth of how they became rich at or before the age of 30 and why they are so lucky to have done so. These people are just reasonable, ordinary, run-of-the-meal average young people with dirty bedrooms as the backdrop for all of their ‘How I got rich quick” clips. We know that they are not voices that we should be listening to and emulating. These people had a good idea at the right time or accidentally discovered cryptocurrency a little too early. There is no Mensa-grade cranial talent or Yale-broken smarty-pants in this group.
THESE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE WHO GOT LUCKY, and they know it, and they are grateful.
HELLO TO ALEXIS ASSADI, the investor, author, and business executive
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Slapping My Sister With a Tortilla Like a Boss (It’s only 0:08 long. You can watch and listen several times and not lose much of your life, but maybe all your sanity.)
Ladies and Gentlemen… Alexis Assadi! Slapping his sister with a tortilla like a boss! Alexis Assadi slapping his sister with a tortilla like a boss, making a video of it, and uploading it to YouTube. It’s now one of the most watched videos of all the videos, professional or not that Alexis Assadi has uploaded to the internet.
Alexis Assadi is the Sister Slapping Tortilla Boss
So people say that ‘the one who slaps his sister with a tortilla like a boss’ is the next great investment guru. They say, “Move over, Warren Buffett. Here comes the ‘one who slaps his sister with a tortilla like a boss’ and he is about to give you a run for your money.” People fall in line to take advice from and imitate every little investing move of the ‘one who slaps his sister with a tortilla like a boss”.
How a man who can put such childish and idiotic moments on tape and then blast then across the internet for all to see could possibly be the voice of an investing generation, I will never know?
Assadi VS. The Humble Millionaires
NOW… compare the young people above who earnestly speak of their earnest triumphs at such an early age. Maybe they are not unique, but they are humble and amazed at their fortune. They made the right moves, they build companies, invested wisely, or just happened to be in the right place at the right time, but they are aware of it, and there is an excited grace about each of them. Then there is the man that we think holds all the right investing cards. The man so many trusts to make them a millionaire through his one hit, lucky chance investing schemes. Alexis Assadi is exploiting his excellent fortune, turning it around to make it sound like ‘it could happen to you’ and then making you believe that you won’t get as lucky as him if you (DO NOT) BUY HIS BOOK or (DO NOT) TAKE HIS ONLINE COURSES.
Alexis Assadi is different from the humble kids that are grateful for the money that they have made and have been so lucky to receive because he cannot recognize that IT WAS ALL LUCK. Alexis Assadi was fortunate with one investment, maybe accidentally with one or two more over the next few years and that’s all she wrote, folks.
The Egomaniacal Alexis Assadi
Alexis Assadi is egotistical. To create a whole educational system on the backs of two or three lucky bouts with chance is bold. To claim that each of his investing moves in his early 20’s was meticulously planned and thought out detail for detail, which is what he is saying by telling you how to ‘get rich by 26’, is a complete fallacy. Who knows what garbage he is spewing out of every page of that blog of his and calling it ‘investing knowledge.’ He is the ultimate egotist himself, the master of the lucky break, the ‘one who slaps his sister with a tortilla like a boss,’ Mr. Alexis Assadi. Let’s just shorten it and call him ‘Tortilla Boss.’
Not a man to emulate. Not a man worthy to teach you anything about strategic investments in today’s market. Not a man who is going to get you ‘rich at 26’.
Alexis Assadi is a Scam Artist
Alexis Assadi is one thing… a scam artist, a hoax, a smooth-talking con man who will parade his luck out in front of his followers book after book after book just as long are they are crazy enough to keep buying. Don’t let Alexis Assadi win. Don’t let this sister-slapping tortilla boss make another dime off of you while you continue to gather false knowledge at his hands. Cut those ties and STOP INVESTING IN ALEXIS ASSADI. That’s the only winning investment you can make.